Kid logic – it makes sense

And when he looked, he discovered the moon

The other night my son ran up to his grandmother and told her there was a light chasing him around.
Naturally, she thought it was lightening bugs – because, what else?
But she obliged, and she went to check on it. Instead of searching around the bushes, my son pointed up to the sky.
‘See, it’s waiting for me still.’ He said.
My mom told him that the moon is everywhere, that it goes where everyone goes, chases everyone.
My son thought about it for a second then shook his head. ‘Nah uh, (insert cousin’s name here) ran to the back of the house and the moon didn’t go. It’s waiting for me so it can chase me’.