I was doing the dishes yesterday, one huge pile of dirty glasses, plates, utensils and pots to one side; the empty dish rack on the other when the philosopher in me reared her head up and spoke.
The dishes theory states that: Dirty dishes are inversely proportional to clean dishes, the same way clean dishes are inversely proportional to dirty dishes.
This means that, like the high and low of see-saws, for every pile of dirty dishes stacked, there’s an equally low stack of clean dishes on the other side. The opposite is also true. For every stack of clean dishes piled to one side, there’s an equally low stack of dirty dishes on the other.
In simpler terms, washing dishes only make them available to be dirtied once more, while dirtying dishes mean you’ll only have to clean them again.
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Sorry folks, just a little venting for today’s post.
I’m equally frustrated and amazed that the faster I clean, the faster everything is back in the sink!
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Unlike the housewife, the philosopher inside you, I am sure is not frustrated. They think of something new, especially a new question which serves two purposes:
1. Decelerate the rate of washing
2. Leads to further questions, never the answers
For instance, in this case, the philosopher may question if the sink size is the real cause of frustration, or if dishes are like relationships in our life
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Hehahaha! I think it’s the size of the sink. If it was smaller, wouldn’t I notice the piled dishes before they got too big?
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there you go π
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I can relate to those dirty dishes cloning themselves, Jina. Funny thing, I do enjoy washing dishes. I know, I’m strange. π
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I like doing dishes, Jill. I like cleaning and cooking, especially if it happens in the kitchen. But I like those things when they come in moderation. Once, twice a day is perfect. Three times I can tolerate. But anything over that is too much!
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Every feeling in the life is like dishes coming and going nothing is permanent so why we hold our self for loosing or not receiving things….beautiful description
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Thank you!
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Beautifully put, Jina. There are days when our draining board never seems to empty.
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yes, it happens here – 24/7
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Very true, and frustratingly so. Of course, there are paper plates, but then there’s the environmental aspect. It’s a hopeless cycle.
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True. And the plates are actually the easy part. Now, if there were paper pots….
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Nice theory!
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Thank you!
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I feel that way about all housework. Glad I’m not the only one to have realized it. And railed against it.
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We should all go on strike!
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You could break all of your dishes and start eating on paper plates.
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That’s true. Are there paper pots too?
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Yes they make paper pots and pans which people use for camping.
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Hmmm, I suppose when those paper pots light up, whatever you’re cooking there will taste like barbecue. Clever! π
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We could solve all this with a dishwasher but me, I just don’t like that device.
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I’m considering gutting one of the cabinets to install a dishwasher,. I bet I can teach even my 5 year old to load it.
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Sounds like yu need extra hands helping.
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Three pairs, please.
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Damn. I shouldn’t have dropped out of college.
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No matter. If your fate is to become a dishwasher, you could have a phd in whatever you chose and still you’d be the dishwasher. An accountant dishwasher would know the exact number of utensils, glasses, plates and pots and the exact ratio they pose to each other and probability. An economist would know exactly how much water and soap you’re spending; a doctor would know how long to wash and in which temp to keep germs and bacteria away…. you get the point π
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You see, if I hadn’t dropped out, I would have been able to write stuff like this
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Ah, don’t despair. If it’s any comfort, I never went to college.
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What I get caught up in at such moments is the endless cycle of housework, worthy of Sisyphus.
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I have no idea who Sisyphus is, but I get your point π
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A ground breaking realization.
Now what would be the solution? Like someone else already said – break all the plates you have and start using paper ones.
Or, just hear me out – stop eating altogether.
No, I know that wasn’t funny.
I feel your pain.
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I could stop eating, but the kids? I’d rather have them fed, relaxed and clean than hungry. It’s way worse. You remember that squirrel on drugs? worse than that too.
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Wow, that’s bad.
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haha, not at all. They actually like to clean. they dust and pick their toys and even clean my room – to surprise me. They’re simply too short yet to do the dishes. Save for my oldest, but that one , I’m thankful the days he remember to pick his dirty clothes off the floor and place them in the hamper – which he does when he realizes he’s running out of the clean ones.
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I thought you meant that they go crazy when food is withheld from them.
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I did make it sound that bad. No, they get cranky when they’re hungry – i only withhold candy and junk from them – but when you’re at the end of the rope, cranky may as well be the same as crazy π
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It was funny picturing all that.
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Ha! That’s why I just do like the other people in my house some days. I wait to see who will notice the dishes need to be washed, and then let them figure out this equation lol
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My kids wouldn’t mind doing the dishes. But two of them can’t even reach the faucet yet, and when they put a chair to access everything, they create a soapy bath all around. I’ll do the dishes, I just wished they’d stop the mitosis.
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LOL
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the doldrums of the domestic goddess … train the other family members to do dishes if you are cooking!
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Too young still. Or, to be exact, too short to reach the faucet yet.
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lol get them a stool … all in good time!
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So very true, Jina!
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I know! Thanks for the visit!
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And this is why I hate dusting. It’s a vicious cycle.
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and it has no mercy either!
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Haha! Sounds like my rationalization for not vacuuming. The floor will just get dirty again, so why spend the time? I once had a friend who took turns doing dished with her hubby. When it was her turn to do the dishes they used paper plates for dinner! π
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Smart!
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LOL – I can so relate!
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Seems like everyone is suffering from that theory! Like I mentioned to another blogger, we should go on strike!
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This made me laugh. Such things make me so annoyed. Like laundry. Or cooking food that just gets eaten.
Love, light and glitter
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I’d cry if I cooked something that no body wanted to eat. I love cooking!
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I’d want everyone to want to eat what I cook. I don’t cook because it feels like a waste. One day that may change.
Love, light and glitter
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Some days the dishes bother me more than on other days. I try to remember an author who said that after one stops cleaning, there gets a point when things donβt look any dirtier than the day before! He also said folks should clean after guests leave, not before they arrive lol
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that’s true. It’s not only my kids dirtying things, but I seem to have collected the stray neighbor children as well – they forget that they have a home and parents too. But, I’m the kind of person who can’t not clean. I don’t mind the chaos and the toys.
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Thatβs because you are a lovely person π
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Aw, you made me blush.
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I think this is well put. π
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Thanks!
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Ahh I relate to this a little bit too much π
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it seems like it’s a worldwide epidemic!
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Your philosophy sounds like what I think about my kids’ clothes; for every garment they wear, that’s one more on the floor.
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that one actually works for my eldest too. π
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A fun post, Jina! π I hope the venting helped a bit. I tend to drift in thoughts when doing the dishes and luckily time speeds by! Now, ironing is another matter!
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Thanks. Sorry for the late response, it’s been a while. Hope everything is well.
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The sink may look rectangular but its actually circular and everything in it just goes around and around and around again! Housework in general hey?
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Ah, a cycle within the cycle of life.
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Dear Jina, rise above the mundane.
Thank you for reading about the Thames. As it is not about my writing but because I write about INTERESTING things that people are reading my blog.
In 88 countries.
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